Is this it? Is this the episode we've all been waiting for with baited breath? Are the Stabbin' Crew FINALLY going to get their boat and start their anal adventures? If Ricky planned on backstabbing them and stealing the domain, why not turn things around and steal his boat? After picking up Connor from his day duty -- fixing dominatrix Kyler Quinn's web demonstrate connection -- the crew sneak toward the harbor with in their veins and pumping to their hearts. Everything seems to be going according to concept until Ricky arrives unexpectedly (of course) with the glorious Sloan Harper on his arm. Sneaking behind Ricky's back, Sophie manages to rope Sloan into joining in on their high seas thievery and they manage to drift off to freedom. Wait, what's that noise? Are those sirens? Is that Titty Pub Security?
